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PPT Sales and Cologne-Saturated Gear

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Howdy Gun-Fanciers,

This may just be a "me" issue as I have a bionic nose that a sommelier would kill for due to some hearing loss at a young age and what I think was my brain repurposing some neurons to the Ol' Factory—my sense of smell.

I've purchased some items via PPT and no offense intended to anyone, but some of the gear REEKED of cologne, and some gear just emanated enough cologne where it bothered me but probably wouldn't bother anyone with a normal sense of smell. I'm telling you, Steve Austin and Jamie Sommers have nothing on me here.

This of course is not a commentary on people, just cologne-imbued gear which probably built up over time. Every PPT buyer and seller has been a pleasure to deal with to-date.

Nathan of @WojtekWeaponry mentioned in a thread to use coffee beans to neutralize the scent. I got some coffee beans (something cheap) and filled a spacious plastic container, something big enough to accommodate a CZ case. If you know CZ, their cases are large (especially for the Tactical Sports series) and these would accommodate a case from nearly any other brand.

Well I gotta say, it worked a treat. Leave the case, mags, gun, etc. in a coffee bean-filled case for as long as you like and it'll definitely kill the cologne smell. Of course, cleaning parts works too and that was the very first thing I tried—but the coffee beans were the most effective.

One guy at a gun shop commented that he thought the coffee-infused gun parts smelled good and I agreed, much better than Brut or Old Spice or Axe or whatever people are getting on their guns before a sale. I even sold a used Tesla (a gorgeous specimen) because I could NOT get Chanel No. 5 out of the front passenger seat! That's a high-quality perfume too, but it ended up on my girlfriend when she rode shotgun. I remember with my brand new car (20 minutes old) how upset I was to learn that the window-tinting guy wore huge amounts of cologne when tinting my windows. I asked him NOT to wear cologne in the car for subsequent work and he did anyway. This is the primary reason I will not return to his shop.

Granted, not everyone slathers too much cologne or gets this on their gear, but as a PPT buyer with a bionic nose, I beseech sellers to be aware of this phenomenon...or don't, because cheap coffee beans in a closed container will sort out those offending molecules in due course.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. :D
 
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Same. I purchased a vltor mod pod off ebay. The 💩 smelled heavy of cologne. Like drakkar noir concentrated. Like the cologne you smelled as a kid that you knew it was an old fart's cologne. I tried everything. Rice, coffee, alcohol (i think this made it worse), i just couldn't bear the smell.

is there some old timers lubricant that smells worse than ballistol that makes it permanent?

Anyways, i sold it back on ebay at no loss, and got a 5 star rating.

There is a vltor mod pod out there that reeks of headache inducing cologne.
 
Same. I purchased a vltor mod pod off ebay. The 💩 smelled heavy of cologne. Like drakkar noir concentrated. Like the cologne you smelled as a kid that you knew it was an old fart's cologne. I tried everything. Rice, coffee, alcohol (i think this made it worse), i just couldn't bear the smell.

is there some old timers lubricant that smells worse than ballistol that makes it permanent?

Anyways, i sold it back on ebay at no loss, and got a 5 star rating.

There is a vltor mod pod out there that reeks of headache inducing cologne.

I'm 57 and I wore Drakkar Noir in my early adult years and yes, there's no accounting for taste when it comes to cologne and how much people wear. A cologne should be a thin atmosphere like Mars, not a GAS GIANT LIKE JUPITER. Some people wear so much I literally cannot be near them, and once I get a headache from too much cologne OlfactoRape™ I'll probably end up with a migraine that ends up in a barf attack. It's bad.

My entire work career I had to put out cologne/perfume fires, and weirdly this is generally not protected by work rules. I can't play the same Justin Bieber song at high volume over and over without being reprimanded by everyone (including H.R.), but someone can wear 17 gallons of the same Tea Rose perfume every single day and it's juuuuuuust fine. Usually I will fight to subdue the cologne like my life depends on it because breathing cologne against my will all day every day is a bit of torture. Generally I start out with a gentle request, but I'll go full ham H.R. for those who insist on flavoring my air with Axe. This (being free from cologne-abusers) has been one of the biggest benefits of working from home since 2020. :D

Are people wearing cologne to the gun range? I guess so, especially if it's an everyday thing and it builds up on gear over time.

It's nice to know it's not just me. :D
 
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Maybe some of them get a part or gun, and think I better mark my territory, and proceeds to douse it in their cologne.

They Can bear the smell.

If I had the money, I'd christen every one of my guns by paying a stripper to lap dance on it and maybe she'll cry at what her life has lead to while I play the music.

And that concludes another random moment by Plenty_Pack_556.
 
I changed my cologne from Velntino to Mossy Oak CLP. Now instead of pulling cougars, I pull FUDDs with revolvers…

Aging Old Man GIF by A&E
 
Maybe some of them get a part or gun, and think I better mark my territory, and proceeds to douse it in their cologne.

They Can bear the smell.

If I had the money, I'd christen every one of my guns by paying a stripper to lap dance on it and maybe she'll cry at what her life has lead to while I play the music.

And that concludes another random moment by Plenty_Pack_556.
An army of strippers dancing on gear would be an improvement over some of the crazy StrongBad colognes I've experienced.
 
I’m just here imagining someone just dousing themselves with cologne while at the range so often that the smell gets permanently attached to the metal 😂

In the future I think vinegar would also neutralize the smell. Metal and plastic are both porous so the smells prolly got lodged in there. Happens a lot in cars with leather seats too.
 
I’m just here imagining someone just dousing themselves with cologne while at the range so often that the smell gets permanently attached to the metal 😂

In the future I think vinegar would also neutralize the smell. Metal and plastic are both porous so the smells prolly got lodged in there. Happens a lot in cars with leather seats too.
Coffee beans are safe and can completely cover cases, guns, etc. Exposure time can be as long as is needed. I prefer this over a liquid.

Vinegar is a mild acid, so care must be taken to follow it with a safe cleaner depending on the material and finish. I tried that too but it wasn't nearly as effective.
 
I’m just here imagining someone just dousing themselves with cologne while at the range so often that the smell gets permanently attached to the metal 😂

In the future I think vinegar would also neutralize the smell. Metal and plastic are both porous so the smells prolly got lodged in there. Happens a lot in cars with leather seats too.
One time at the range there was one guy with eye-watering levels of cologne. You know his gear is going to reek.
 
I just bought a new BMW. Deal was done before I got there. Signed and went to get a demo of the car. Salesman (nice guy btw) stank of cologne. I don’t care what brand or how expensive it is it smells like 💩. With all due respect told him he’s smelling up my car and to GTFO.
 
I just bought a new BMW. Deal was done before I got there. Signed and went to get a demo of the car. Salesman (nice guy btw) stank of cologne. I don’t care what brand or how expensive it is it smells like 💩. With all due respect told him he’s smelling up my car and to GTFO.
Appropriate response! I don't understand why anyone would think it's okay to wear gallons of cologne or perfume in someone else's vehicle, especially withoit knowing them.

Even worse are peoole who wear cologne in food service or delivery. I can't count how many times my food delivery bags reeked of some horrid perfume or cologne.
 
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