Report: Your Momma Spotted Upriver

[Atomic Soldier]

Humpback Whale Seen Swimming in a California River

Denny Glover was hoping for a big catch when he went fishing with buddies on the Sacramento River, but he wasn’t expecting a fully grown humpback whale.

ground.news

 

[MrWilly]

Too skinny to be my momma and not enough babies.

 

[sonofeugene]

My momma had 12 children with me as the oldest. It might have been her.

 

[ikeo1]

My momma had 12 children with me as the oldest. It might have been her.

Mommas were built different back then.. 12?!!

 

[M_N04H]

Sheezus 12

Meanwhile my dad has 8 (known) first born kids

 

[ton809]

Thanks to this I had to sit in traffic going home, everyone wanted to see the dam whale

 

[SilverEndless]

Thanks to this I had to sit in traffic going home, everyone wanted to see the dam whale

Well… did you see the damn whale or not?

 

[AT&T Operator]

Report: Your Momma Spotted Upriver​

Maybe, but AI says there's a little D in your mom.

 

[Atomic Soldier]

111 views and nobody has contested that yo momma so fat.
Fact has been checked

 

[sonofeugene]

Mommas were built different back then.. 12?!!

She was actually pregnant 14 times. One died after 2 days and the other was a miscarriage after she ran her 1951 Studebaker into a telephone pole.

I had a fairly crappy life growing up. My father couldn’t afford even half that number. And my mother was a hoarder.

 

[ton809]

Well… did you see the damn whale or not?

lol unfortunately no

 

[Jimi Jah]

So "The View" is on vacation?

 

[chiroken007]

The day that show ends… will be a steak and whiskey dinner.

 

[SilverEndless]

So "The View" is on vacation?

You said it and I heard it in my head like this