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we found the “20%” guyI will ALWAYS take it off-site. And I will ALWAYS speak with someone on the phone. And I will ALWAYS know their real name. Without ALL those details, there is no reason to trust someone. If someone feels the need to conceal ANY of these details, they are not trustworthy.
Seriously. Imagine the local cops having the following discussion:
Five-O: In your own words, tell us what happened.
Victim: It all happened so fast!
Five-O: It's ok. Take your time.
Victim: Well I met this guy online. His name is Glockelmator. He seemed really nice. He promised to sell me an off-roster High Point pistol for a hundred bucks, if I would meet him in the Taco Bell parking lot at 10:00 p.m. because that's when his shift was over.
Five-O: And what happened when you got there.
Victim: He wasn't nice at all! He smelled like cheesy beef burritos and called me really mean names! And then he pointed the High Point at me!
Five-O: Gross! I can't believe people eat that crap. At least you were safe because High Points usually jam.
Victim: And then I wet my pants. He took my hundred dollar bill and he vanished in the air.
Five-O: Yeah, you'd better change clothes before you get a rash. Next time don't be a dumbass.