Rescue Me From Ikea, Gents

[JC2020]

Just bring some painter’s tape and tape spots on the walls or furniture. Lots of dry fire practice.

Unless, you know, you want to hang out with the love of your life.

 

[Gawernator]

Why do boomers hate their wives

 

[ZeroFoxGiven]

I like spending time with the wife honestly, doesn’t matter where we are.

 

[gorgothmog]

She made it right. All good now, lol.

 

[BontaLicious]

Damn yall hate hanging out with your wives so bad

Going to dinner, going to a park, playing pickleball, playing tennis, watching a movie are some examples of hanging out with your wife. Following her around while she mindlessly and indecisively roams a Macy's, an Ulta, or Sephora for hours is not hanging out imho.

 

[M_N04H]

Going to dinner, going to a park, playing pickleball, playing tennis, watching a movie are some examples of hanging out with your wife. Following her around while she mindlessly and indecisively roams a Macy's, an Ulta, or Sephora for hours is not hanging out imho.

Beat me to it.

 

[jayson_b24]

Get you one that's fun to hang out with and you're more likely to enjoy the time together...

 

[GeeQ87]

You have to plan it man. You control the cart, you have a list and set the tempo. Get in and out.

You never go out and make fun of other couples as a couple? It’s fun lmao

 

[Gawernator]

My wife likes to come with me to the shooting club and take videos or help me lol. Same thing when I was racing full time, she would always help out at the track

 

[Jimi Jah]

If you go at closing time it's not a bad place to spend the night.

 

[KingRansom]

What's the quickest way to dupe my wife out of Ikea?

Just tell her you're having your period. Seems to work 100% of the time for them

 

[lamduhh]

Start room clearing every mock room!

LOL.....if I saw that we it be weird if I joined in?

 

[M_N04H]

LOL.....if I saw that we it be weird if I joined in?

Only if you make it weird

 

[Sheepdog1968]

You can buy antiques these days often for what the wood itself is worth and nothing more. I make my own furniture so I know the price of wood. If I were furnishing a house, buying antiques in the style you like is the way I would go. Prices have never been better. Heck, sometimes I’ve considered buying an antique just to get some amazing wood and make new pieces of furniture from it.

 

[gorgothmog]

Love hanging out with my wife. She's the best. She's just not that into material things, except for the furniture in our home, or the things hanging on our walls. She's trying to get me to take down my Fallout flags. I gave her the choice between the New California Republic flag, or the Commonwealth Minutemen banner.

 

[grandpapeepap]

I like hanging out with your wives too, they are nice

 

[Wolkenflieger]

I would love if my girlfriend wanted to play tennis, shoot, ride motorcycles, etc. She does none of that. I'm still trying to get her to go to the range to try my .22.

 

[grandpapeepap]

I would love if my girlfriend wanted to play tennis, shoot, ride motorcycles, etc. She does none of that. I'm still trying to get her to go to the range to try my .22.

will she ride on the back at all or is that too much too? Ive had mixed results when i used to ride on them at least being willing to ride passenger

 

[jayson_b24]

My wife just suggested we spend the remainder of the day fishing in SD bay... it's a terrible life.

 

[Wolkenflieger]

will she ride on the back at all or is that too much too? Ive had mixed results when i used to ride on them at least being willing to ride passenger

As a former (but still licensed) rider myself, riding pillion is probably far scarier than riding on one's own. I no longer ride, but I could never even get her to ride pillion. She's SUPER risk-averse, like most women but dialed up to 11.